|Don't trash Coco' style now people or she'll come at you.|
Those bags weren't shaped like bricks for no reason!
So if you are about to take ownership of some French brickwork and you need to figure out the dos and don'ts of your aristo lineage look, check the yes' and nos below. All else fails, wear your jacket naked, with some fabulous jewels. The French have always been at ease with their flesh, non?
|Oui, c'est tres chic, low key, ooh la la.|
|Non! C'est tres horible. Grand hair, nails. Mon dieu.|
|Lordy me.... I mean, non, madame. Un abomination!|
|C'est tres gentile, ma petite mignon.|
|Crikey, Sienna. Hair, boots, get yourself to Chelsea.|
|Oui madame. Vous etes un tres belle mamon.|
|Sacre Couer, Vicky!|
|No French words can describe ....|
|Oui, elle etes un fille charmingo.|
|Non! Get thee back to Cal-i -forn-i-a.|
Madame Oui Paradis.
|And there you are, naked but for Chanel|
and your beautiful child
- and house
-and Frenchy ways!